var quotenumber = 33 ;
var randomnumber = Math.random() ;
var rand1 = Math.round( (quotenumber-1) * randomnumber) + 1 ;
quotes = new Array
quotes[1] = "Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. Oscar Wilde"
quotes[2] = "I am not interested in the possibility of defeat. Queen Victoria"
quotes[3] = "I’d rather be a failure at something I enjoy, than be a success at something I hate. George Burns"
quotes[4] = "The man who speaks the truth is always at ease. Persian proverb"
quotes[5] = "Things should be as simple as possible, but no simpler. Albert Einstein"
quotes[6] = "Lead, follow or get out of the way."
quotes[7] = "To escape criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing."
quotes[8] = "I take no responsibility for anything, much less the contents of this site."
quotes[9] = "I am free of all prejudice; I hate everyone equally. W C Fields"
quotes[10] = "80% of success is showing up. Woody Allen"
quotes[11] = "If I only had a little humility, I would be perfect. Ted Turner"
quotes[12] = "Rightly viewed, heaven is pure mathematics. Albert Einstein"
quotes[13] = "We haven’t got to know all the answers, but we must ask all the questions. Gerald Coates"
quotes[14] = "If you don’t want to get hurt, never ever, under any circumstances, love anybody. Gerald Coates"
quotes[15] = "If things seem simple and straightforward, something somewhere is going badly wrong."
quotes[16] = "Amateurs built the Ark, professionals the Titanic." 
quotes[17] = "For most who live, hell is never knowing who they are. The Singer knew, and knowing was his torment. The Singer  - C Miller"
quotes[18] = "You cannot fight against the future."
quotes[19] = "In the light of eternity what does it matter ?"
quotes[20] = "Prosperity best discovers vice, but adversity best discovers virtue."
quotes[21] = "When dealing with a ferocious dog, you say 'Good dog! Good dog!' until you've found a large enough rock. Neil Kinnock on diplomacy"
quotes[22] = "Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow talent to the dark place where it leads. Erica Jong"
quotes[23] = "Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. Milan Kundera" 
quotes[24] = "The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well yet."
quotes[25] = "For every problem, there is an answer that is simple, easy, and wrong."
quotes[26] = "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."
quotes[27] = "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein"
quotes[28] = "Voidspace - the place where headspace meets cyberspace."
quotes[29] = "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. Ralph Waldo Emerson"
quotes[30] = "Am I to believe in every absurdity? If not, why this one in particular? Sigmund Freud"
quotes[31] = "Conceit, arrogance, and egotism are the essentials of patriotism. Emma Goldman"
quotes[32] = "If you're not shocked by quantum theory, then you don't understand it. Neils Bohr"
quotes[33] = "If youth is a fault; 'tis one soon remedied."

var quote = quotes[rand1]